IEDED: The defining characteristic of IED - other than the casual racism and misogyny! - is obviously the strong homoerotic subtext of the show. What have you discovered about yourselves, and each other, since you started the show?
Casey: Yeah, that’s a little troubling. I’ve discovered that we are both incredibly immature, more so when a recording device is present, and we seem to gravitate toward low hanging fruit… aw shit, that’s homoerotic too, isn’t it? Crap. Um. I’ve discovered that I should keep my mouth shut. Wait… dammit, is that homoerotic too?!
Chris: First, I’d like to thank Internet Erectile Dysfunction Enthusiast Daily for this opportunity. Now then, to be fair, I’m not sure what’s more homoerotic: The stuff that comes out of our mouths or the fact that the biggest fans of the show seem to be British men. Anyone who hears any eroticism at all is just projecting. If the sound of our voices causes you to uncontrollably yearn for sexual intercourse, don’t blame the messengers.
IEDED: What gave you the idea for the show?
Casey: Full credit goes to Chris for the idea.
Chris: It had occurred to me one day that an episodic audio program updated via an RSS feed would be a groundbreaking idea. The question of who to get as a co-host was the biggest challenge. I asked every one of my Tumblr followers to volunteer personally, then random people on the street, and finally members of my extended family. After thousands of rejections, I asked Casey and he agreed.
IEDED: You talk about your hometown of St Petersburg, which must have changed a great deal since the Communist days. What are the biggest changes you have noticed since then?
Chris: The abundance of toilet paper makes for much more comfortable living, as you can imagine. The truth is, Communism was good for me. I was a highly respected engineer under the old regime, and now I’m just an internet jackass.
Casey: Much less snow, and far fewer dead bodies on the streets. I do often yearn for the glorious days of the siege of Leningrad, though, those were the days. Recently I have recently noticed an uptick in Balalaikas, which is refreshing. Otherwise things are about the same. MOTHERLAND!
IEDED: How and when did you meet?
Casey: Just about 5 years ago, now, which is a hell of a long time to tolerate a guy like Chris. I, on the other hand, am a very delightful person to know. We met when I was hired at Chris’ place of employment, where we both continue to work today.
Chris: The first time I met Casey was at his interview. I don’t mean to take credit for all the hard work he supposedly went through to get to that stage, but it was I who moved his CV to the top of the pile and basically got him the job. That I was under the impression that “Casey” was a female at the time is irrelevant.
IEDED: Who would be your dream celebrity guest host, and why? (You can choose one each, or agree on a joint favourite. It’s all good.)
Casey: Michael Winslow, hands down. IED definitely needs more zany live sound effects and that sonofabitch would lay down the law with the barking dogs, squishing soggy sneakers, jets roaring, spine tingling scratches from a chalkboard, radio noises, guitars screaming, cell phones, and so much more!
Chris: I’d have to say Ronald Reagan. Like, an alternate-reality Ronald Reagan where he’s not dead yet but even more batshit insane than he ever was. Either him, or the “Fuck You I’m an Anteater” anteater. Wait, is it too late to say Michael Arrington?
IEDED: What three things made you an internet enthusiast, and why?
Chris: The practically limitless amount of knowledge available at your fingertips, the sheer number of e-cards for every conceivable emotion one could possibly convey, and the fact that you’re legally allowed to use the it when you’re intoxicated.
Casey: 1. Porn, 2. Money, 3. Porn money.
IEDED: What is the best thing about doing the show?
Casey: Sharing my cunning wit with the world. If other people think I’m half as funny as I think I am, everyone wins.
Chris: The chance to lower the overall quality of yet another medium.
IEDED: Have you got any plans for the show you can tell us about?
Chris: We’re disproportionally huge in Peoria, Illinois, so a trip there for a live show and meetup is in the planning stages.
Casey: Imgoingtofart.com simulcast is probably the next big thing.
IEDED: Tell us three facts about each of you that we wouldn’t already know from listening.
Casey: 1. I play banjo, 2. I ride the unicycle, 3. I’m incredibly handsome, in fact a hooker came up to me today and offered to pay me for sex. And no, that is not a joke.
Chris: I was nearly killed by a giant python as a small boy. I enjoy watching lizards eat. Being called a “pussy” doesn’t hurt as much as it used to.
IEDED: What goes on behind the mike?
Casey: Alcohol consumption primarily.
Chris: I work on freelance projects while Casey talks about whatever.
