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welcome to another episode of Internet Enthusiast Daily Enthusiast Daily.

today in the news, i am putting myself up for topherchris spermination and will be naming the bastard child topherchris number two price.

in other news… topher didn’t sound drunk at all… huh… i could have sworn…

that’s it for today’s episode of IEDED.

p.s. topherchris, fucking make us a custom theme already.  we will pay you exclusively in coupons for coupon day!

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